Pro Sports
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The USMNT Choked Again, Your FIFA Quarterfinals Are Set, Is France Going to Win This Whole Thing
The stats don’t lie: the US controlled possession for stretches, created chances, and showed genuine quality moments
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BALZ KNOWS BASEBALL: The Real World Series Contenders (And The Pretenders Getting Exposed)
Listen up, sports fans — while Jim's probably over there writing about politicians lying (shocker), I'm here to break down what ACTUALLY matters: who's gonna hoist that Commissioner's Trophy come October. And…
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The Season of Underdogs—From Madison Square to Raleigh, and Now to the World Stage
The parade routes were still sticky with confetti when the next wave started forming. Not a literal wave—though there was plenty of that in the stands—but the kind that builds when underdogs…
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The Avalanche Didn’t Just Lose — They Folded Like a Cheap Tent in a Blizzard
Listen up, hockey fans — and especially you, Jim, because I KNOW you're reading this with your smug little "I told you so" face — the Colorado Avalanche didn't just exit the…
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Harry’s Right About the Avs — And That Makes Me FURIOUS
Listen, I hate agreeing with my brother more than I hate losing money on sports bets, and brother, I REALLY hate losing money on sports bets. But Harry's post-mortem on the Avalanche…
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The Rowdy Legacy: Why Kyle Busch Made Racing Better By Being Impossible to Ignore
Look, I'm going to level with you — this isn't the piece I thought I'd be writing about Kyle Busch. When you've spent two decades watching a driver accumulate wins like a…