Sports by the Balz
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The Avalanche Didn’t Just Lose — They Folded Like a Cheap Tent in a Blizzard
Listen up, hockey fans — and especially you, Jim, because I KNOW you're reading this with your smug little "I told you so" face — the Colorado Avalanche didn't just exit the…
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Harry’s Right About the Avs — And That Makes Me FURIOUS
Listen, I hate agreeing with my brother more than I hate losing money on sports bets, and brother, I REALLY hate losing money on sports bets. But Harry's post-mortem on the Avalanche…
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Jim’s Dead Wrong—Avs Looked FINE, and Here’s Why Game Two is a LOCK
Avs game two analysis from a fan who actually watched: Listen, I just read my brother Jim’s little panic attack masquerading as sports analysis, and I gotta set the record straight because…
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Avs Got Punched in the Mouth—Now We See What They’re Made Of
Colorado Avalanche playoff hockey revealed its character in game one. Listen up, hockey heads—that Avs-Knights opener was UGLY, and I’m not here to sugarcoat it like some soft-serve sports blog. Colorado came…