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  • Trump’s Undeclared War: How a President Bypassed Congress and Lost the Strait of Hormuz

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    June 6, 2026

    Trump’s Undeclared War: How a President Bypassed Congress and Lost the Strait of Hormuz

    The Trump administration's escalating military conflict with Iran — a war in everything but name — has never received congressional authorization, yet American forces remain engaged in hostilities that have fundamentally reshaped Middle Eastern power dynamics and global energy security.… read more

  • Avs Got Punched in the Mouth—Now We See What They’re Made Of

    Avs Got Punched in the Mouth—Now We See What They’re Made Of

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    May 21, 2026

    Colorado Avalanche playoff hockey revealed its character in game one. Listen up, hockey heads—that Avs-Knights opener was UGLY, and I’m not here to sugarcoat it… read more

  • America’s Always Been Great — Now Rise to Show It

    America’s Always Been Great — Now Rise to Show It

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    May 20, 2026

    Americas always been great — messy, loud, imperfect, but striving. Here’s what I know about America that keeps me up at night: We’ve always been… read more

  • The Architecture of Untruth: How False Narratives Became a Governing Strategy

    The Architecture of Untruth: How False Narratives Became a Governing Strategy

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    May 20, 2026

    False narratives governing strategy has become a defining feature of modern American politics. There’s a pattern here. It repeats with such regularity that you can… read more

  • The Blunt Instrument: How Executive Orders Became a Sledgehammer to Democracy

    The Blunt Instrument: How Executive Orders Became a Sledgehammer to Democracy

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    May 19, 2026

    By Harry Tukis, Sr. Political Reporter Executive orders democracy advocates fear is under threat. There’s a peculiar irony in watching a president who campaigned against… read more

  • The Rearview Mirror Is Not a Decoration: A Plea for Road Awareness

    The Rearview Mirror Is Not a Decoration: A Plea for Road Awareness

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    May 19, 2026

    Road awareness driving is a lost art in America. There I am, Thursday morning, Interstate 95, trying to pass a Subaru Outback doing exactly 63… read more

  • The Ruler in Chief: How Trump’s Executive Overreach Reveals a Fundamental Misunderstanding of Leadership

    The Ruler in Chief: How Trump’s Executive Overreach Reveals a Fundamental Misunderstanding of Leadership

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    May 19, 2026

    Rulers Command. Leaders Inspire. America Must Decide Which It Wants. Trump executive overreach is redefining American democracy. A ruler commands. A leader inspires. The distinction… read more

  • The Family Business: When the Oval Office Becomes a Sales Floor for the Trump Family

    The Family Business: When the Oval Office Becomes a Sales Floor for the Trump Family

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    May 3, 2026

    Trump family business conflicts have become a defining scandal of the current administration. Three weeks after the inauguration, a little-noticed memo crossed the desks of… read more

  • The Death of the Promise: How American Politicians Perfected the Public Lie

    The Death of the Promise: How American Politicians Perfected the Public Lie

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    May 3, 2026

    Politicians’ broken promises and public lies have become America’s defining political crisis. There was a time when getting caught in a lie ended careers. Now… read more

  • Darlings, the Derby Delivered: Where Juleps Meet Genius and Hats Commit to the Bit

    Darlings, the Derby Delivered: Where Juleps Meet Genius and Hats Commit to the Bit

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    May 3, 2026

    Listen, I’ve survived Paris Fashion Week without air conditioning and the Met Gala stairs in six-inch Louboutins, but *nothing*—and I mean nothing—compares to the glorious… read more

  • We’re Back. And These Times Are Every Bit as Hairy as You Think.

    We’re Back. And These Times Are Every Bit as Hairy as You Think.

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    March 28, 2025

    After years away, The Hairy Times is back in the game — and the world gave us plenty to write about while we were gone.… read more

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