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  • Trump’s Undeclared War: How a President Bypassed Congress and Lost the Strait of Hormuz

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    June 6, 2026

    Trump’s Undeclared War: How a President Bypassed Congress and Lost the Strait of Hormuz

    The Trump administration's escalating military conflict with Iran — a war in everything but name — has never received congressional authorization, yet American forces remain engaged in hostilities that have fundamentally reshaped Middle Eastern power dynamics and global energy security.… read more

  • The Gerontocracy Must End: Why America Needs Leaders Who’ll Live Long Enough to Face the Consequences of Their Decisions

    The Gerontocracy Must End: Why America Needs Leaders Who’ll Live Long Enough to Face the Consequences of Their Decisions

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    June 3, 2026

    The debate over age limits for politicians has never been more urgent. Here’s something nobody wants to say out loud at Thanksgiving dinner: we’ve let… read more

  • We Were Never Perfect — But We’ve Been Better Than This

    We Were Never Perfect — But We’ve Been Better Than This

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    May 29, 2026

    I've been hearing a lot of people say "Make America Great Again" — as if we need to reach backward through time to find our… read more

  • The Insider Trading Double Standard: When the Connected Win and Average Americans Go to Prison

    The Insider Trading Double Standard: When the Connected Win and Average Americans Go to Prison

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    May 29, 2026

    I grew up around people who traded on information. Not illegal insider trading — at least, not technically — but the kind of edge that… read more

  • Stop the Steal: Trump’s $1.7 Billion IRS Settlement Demands His Own Slogan

    Stop the Steal: Trump’s $1.7 Billion IRS Settlement Demands His Own Slogan

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    May 28, 2026

    The irony is so thick you could cut it with a subpoena. For four years, Donald Trump bellowed "Stop the Steal" to anyone within earshot.… read more

  • Your Wallet’s Getting Lighter and Nobody’s Talking About Who’s Actually Cashing In

    Your Wallet’s Getting Lighter and Nobody’s Talking About Who’s Actually Cashing In

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    May 28, 2026

    Look, I'm going to level with you — I just spent forty-three bucks filling up my Honda Civic. My CIVIC. That's supposed to be the… read more

  • The Rowdy Legacy: Why Kyle Busch Made Racing Better By Being Impossible to Ignore

    The Rowdy Legacy: Why Kyle Busch Made Racing Better By Being Impossible to Ignore

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    May 26, 2026

    Look, I'm going to level with you — this isn't the piece I thought I'd be writing about Kyle Busch. When you've spent two decades… read more

  • The Insider Trading Double Standard: When the Connected Win and Average Americans Go to Prison

    The Insider Trading Double Standard: When the Connected Win and Average Americans Go to Prison

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    May 26, 2026

    The insider trading double standard has always existed. I grew up around people who traded on information. Not illegal insider trading — at least, not… read more

  • The Art of the Settlement: Trump’s IRS Battle and the $1.7 Billion Question Nobody’s Asking

    The Art of the Settlement: Trump’s IRS Battle and the $1.7 Billion Question Nobody’s Asking

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    May 26, 2026

    The Trump IRS settlement is one of those moments in politics when the machinery of government produces an outcome so perplexing that even seasoned observers… read more

  • Runway Rebellion: Why Fashion Week’s Playing Dress-Up While the Streets Steal the Show

    Runway Rebellion: Why Fashion Week’s Playing Dress-Up While the Streets Steal the Show

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    May 26, 2026

    Street style fashion trends are taking over from the catwalks. Darlings, let me tell you what’s happening on the nation’s catwalks right now, and more… read more

  • Jim’s Dead Wrong—Avs Looked FINE, and Here’s Why Game Two is a LOCK

    Jim’s Dead Wrong—Avs Looked FINE, and Here’s Why Game Two is a LOCK

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    May 21, 2026

    Avs game two analysis from a fan who actually watched: Listen, I just read my brother Jim’s little panic attack masquerading as sports analysis, and… read more

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